Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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