To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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