I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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