What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.