Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.