Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.