The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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