party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
