Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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