i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
