I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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