I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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