He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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