K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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