I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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