it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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