before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
