Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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