I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started