Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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