problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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