What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
They have beer where we have blood.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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