can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Is it penis luge time yet?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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