i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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