Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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