its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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