Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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