I'm drive I can fine osifer
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
BRING THE BAGELS
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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