i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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