How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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