Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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