Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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