This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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