After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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