Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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