After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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