You're so nebulous sometimes
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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