at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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