3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Bring me that man meat
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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