At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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