I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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