I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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