She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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