PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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