You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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