the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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