Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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