these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Drunk is not a location!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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