can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So vagazzling was a success
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize