chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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