I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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