No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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