Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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