Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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