:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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