grandma shit on top of the toilet
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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