i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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