how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Actions speak louder than pants.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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