New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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