So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
